Horny Hairy Police Captain Having Fun

Captain Biggs, we want you to know we're going to keep an eye on the way you and the officers are handling the training of the rookies this time.

Are you still pursuing those harassment charges that the officers filed last year?

Yes we are. Those are some pretty serious charges.

Officers forcing rookies to have sex with them, so they'll be accepted?

I assure you there's nothing like that going on in my department, but I guess it would be okay if it was just between you and the rookies.