Stiefmoeders poesje maakt alles beter

Oh, hi baby. Mommy was just coming to check on you. How are you feeling? Feeling any better?

You feeling a little bit warm still? You are feeling better? Except what? Down there?

Oh. Well, look, that's nothing to do with your sickness, honey. That's just something that happens.

And I told you, as long as you're not feeling well, mommy's here to take care of all of your needs.

So, if you need me to help you with that, I certainly can.