Ik heb het over m'n microlul en mijn verlangens.

While my dick is useless to you, everything else works and can be filled with fuel.

I don't mind it being so little, I enjoy it being so little.

I like to be used... Uh oh, what's that? Heat bump.

I like to give oral sex and I like to receive anal sex.

I don't have any interest in my dick being messed with.