Jong weggelopen meisje met geschoren poesje zuigt lul en krijgt haar spleetje geneukt

What can I say? My mother told me I was going to end up this way.

Why didn't I listen to her? I was going to be a famous Hollywood actress and look where I ended up.

It's funny to think all she wanted to do was send me to college, but I wouldn't listen.

I was too stupid. Instead I chose Steve.

I was in love with Steve and he offered me the world and gave me nothing but misery instead.